Only one of these can get you possibly in trouble with the law. All of them can make a bystander audibly gag in public.
He keeps sneaking into my silverware drawer and tricking me!
When you're expecting nacho cheese and you get frosting, no matter how delicious that frosting may be, it's gonna freak you out.
That's one way to deal with your partner's drinking problem. No point in attacking it head-on.
Oh I didn't see you there, ninja, I almost made banana bread out of you.