Can I get a shelf of Mountain Dew to accompany this impulse buy display?
It's important that snacks are organized by their deliciousness, usefulness, desirability and packaging.
Eat the goalposts first to keep rivalries out of gluttony and in the betting pool.
Being imprisoned in a room made of snacks wouldn't be so bad, just nibble your way out over time!
Dinner parties just aren't complete until you've detonated an edible bomb on the table, showering your guests with candy and toys. Take cover!