Who needs a bowl for snack mix when you can just make a hoagie out of it?

It's time to start thinking about Superbowl parties and what kind of awesome fatty snacks you're going to serve. These are magical one-handed snack wands!

The meat in those claws isn't really up to par. But if you steam the whole thing up, it's still sweet and creamy!

These are like the Dairy Queen baseball helmet sundaes of the Japanese train system.

Sure lick your own wounds, but I'm not licking them for you.

Snacks get gum disease too. It's a serious matter.

As we well know, having stacks of single-purpose appliances is far more valuable than actual cooking skills.