Left in the drawer to shrivel and die. What a sad fate.
Don't let that thing get caught in the spokes of your bike, beheading by pizza is a gruesome way to go.
Extra babaganouj please! And keep your swarthy beard hairs out of it this time!
That's about to be one seriously refreshing lake.
Baby, we just don't fit together. Even together we're just so lonely.
You know when it takes multiple plates to hold your slice that this pizza is not messing around.
Where did I go wrong? Why didn't I take that trip to the Poconos with Rebecca when I had the chance? Is this all there is?
This 5-Year-Old Made the Cutest AND Most Heroic 911 Call at the Same Time
An Example of Homophobia
If Physical Diseases Were Treated Like Mental Illness
New Meme Alert - The 60 Year Old Girl
The Best Memes of 2013
Aziz Ansari Captures Why it Sucks to be Single Today
The Basics of Sportsing
Prank Artist of the Day: Convince Repeat DUI Offender He's Been Unconscious for 10 Years
To the Designer of This Soap Dispenser: I Salute You
WELCOME! TO FINALS WEEK (AKA The Thunderdome)
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more