Left in the drawer to shrivel and die. What a sad fate.
Don't let that thing get caught in the spokes of your bike, beheading by pizza is a gruesome way to go.
Extra babaganouj please! And keep your swarthy beard hairs out of it this time!
That's about to be one seriously refreshing lake.
Baby, we just don't fit together. Even together we're just so lonely.
You know when it takes multiple plates to hold your slice that this pizza is not messing around.
Where did I go wrong? Why didn't I take that trip to the Poconos with Rebecca when I had the chance? Is this all there is?
It Seemed Like Just Another College Snapchat Story, Then ...
Friday Afternoons Can Be Really Tough at Work
Why Don't These 8 Objects Exist in The Real World?
Heartbreaking Video of the Day: A Son Comes Out to His Parents ...
What if Other Video Game Characters Could Mega Evolve?
Awesome Customer Service of the Day: Amazon Rep Has a Funny ...
An Alternative Method
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more