Happy Pepper is Happy!

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Happy Pepper is Happy!
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Good morning! Would you like me to garnish your scramble this fine day?

Don't forget, My Food Looks Funny is not long for this world.

Where it Ends Up

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Where it Ends Up
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A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the ass. Let's not kid ourselves here.

You are the Worst Kind of Human

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You are the Worst Kind of Human
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Okay I get it, you don't like crust! You're never eating pizza with me again.

Porcelain Uselessness

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Porcelain Uselessness
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Oh good, now all the grease will just run right off the edge of the plate! Brilliant!

I'm on a Single Slice Diet

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I'm on a Single Slice Diet
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Surprisingly, I'm managing to stay satisfied with this meager portion.

Wolverine Catering Inc.

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He can put together a charcuterie plate in less than two minutes. Best investment of our whole wedding!