When I woke up someone had replaced my pizza with this rock? How did that happen?
Hey, baby! Tom Haverford was very specific when he said tortillas are "bean blankets" not baby blankets. Have a little respect, man!
Video game nerds, how could you ever wake Ameterasu from a nap this adorable? Shame on you!
They left your eyebrows intact and gave you a blanket? Your friends are pretty much the nicest dudes out there.
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Anyone Else Ever Feel Like This?
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Watch Out, This Kid CLEARLY Doesn't Respect Authority
HOW U LIEK DEM APPLEZ???
Those Single Jerks Just Aren't Accepting of Your Dating Lifestyle!
Would It Kill Ya, To Get Some Croissants?
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