When I woke up someone had replaced my pizza with this rock? How did that happen?
Hey, baby! Tom Haverford was very specific when he said tortillas are "bean blankets" not baby blankets. Have a little respect, man!
Video game nerds, how could you ever wake Ameterasu from a nap this adorable? Shame on you!
They left your eyebrows intact and gave you a blanket? Your friends are pretty much the nicest dudes out there.