Oh come on, it's only a little fire! And look how easy it will be to put out when it's already in the tub!

Adamantium is a great conductor of heat.

Ia Ia Cthulhu Fhtagn! He commands that we roast weenies with his face. Weenies of MADNESS.

Are your bonfires not sexy enough? No, please, keep your clothes on.