My lunch is such a dolt sometimes.

And don't skimp on the butter!

Say it in a language he can understand.

It'll either keep you going or totally eff you up. I'm counting on the latter, I've got some partying to do!

If you're expecting beer, you're in for a nasty surprise.

Make sure to pull of their eyes before you eat them. First because they are inedible, and second because it's just perfectly sick.

All they need is a couch made of ham and we're all set!