Like, what I need for breakfast? Or for like a week?

Ermahgerd churrs brerd!

Rachel says: "This is the exotic and costly "Pine aplle," not to be confused with its more affordable and better-spelled cousin. (Taken in Astoria, Queens, New York City at a Key Food Supermarket.)"

Well so does mommy, and she gets first dibs!

You can thank me later for the earworm.

Cleanup on aisle muffin!

Poor Bethel, Alaska thought they were getting a Taco Bell but it was all a prank. No worries, Bethelites, you can always fly to Anchorage for your digestional distress.