Omg Stay in There!

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Omg Stay in There!
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It was thoughtful to shove a bottle up there before birth I suppose. Don't want the little bugger to emerge hungry.

Dirty Toast

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Dirty Toast
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Either the toast feels violated and needs to clean off the icky or someone thinks you need some breakfast.

Now Invent Shower Hot Pockets!

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Now Invent Shower Hot Pockets!
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I'm always looking for new ham delivery systems. Thanks, Lizables!

Mmmmm Greasy Shower Time

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Mmmmm Greasy Shower Time
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So I can just use that jar of bacon grease under my sink as soap? Amazing! I'ma smell so good!