Sharing a salt shaker is like sharing needles. Get hammered responsibly.
You can convince drunk people of nearly anything, including the myth that there is enough booze in these eight shots to get any kind of buzz from.
Hey now, should a Navy captain really be drinking during battle?
When you've only got about an ounce left in each bottle in your liquor cabinet you mix it all together, invite a couple friends over and drink it out of these. Nothing better than the best!
A small price to pay to really gross out your friends!
I'm not sure how the dark lord would feel about you sucking on the prow of one of his most dangerous weapons for a cheap thrill.
Now we know why Bill Cosby was always in such a cheery mood. That jello was not kid-friendly!