You'd look especially dashing in this new Earl Grey I just picked up.
My brunch shirt has lots of give. More room for mimosas!
What's got two thumbs and loves to party?
Have you ever met a short order diner cook? Then you know what I'm talking about. Never mess with the man wielding a spatula.
I need more mandibles in my life when it comes to sandwich consumption.
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