Get Your Own Crackers

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Hey man, you don't share with just anyone.

The Danger of Eating With Friends

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The Danger of Eating With Friends
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I'd rather get a pizza for my friends with only one slice WITHOUT super hot chillies so I look like a total badass while they're all losing their cool over the spiciness.

Ugh, Office Wizards

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They're always sneaking up and multiplying on you.

You Sneaky Little Jerk!

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You Sneaky Little Jerk!
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That's one way to deal with your partner's drinking problem. No point in attacking it head-on.