Hey man, you don't share with just anyone.
Well you SAID you were on a diet!
I'd rather get a pizza for my friends with only one slice WITHOUT super hot chillies so I look like a total badass while they're all losing their cool over the spiciness.
They're always sneaking up and multiplying on you.
At least let me have a few of the red ones back!
That's one way to deal with your partner's drinking problem. No point in attacking it head-on.
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