Don't bother, honey, I'm just gonna mash it up with some rum anyway. Thanks though.
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Considering how "everything is bigger in Texas" I'm assuming that there plate is the size of a coffee table.
If it's not shaped like a moustache, I won't eat it. I was into eating moustaches since before it was cool.
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