Don't bother, honey, I'm just gonna mash it up with some rum anyway. Thanks though.
Naan naan naan naan naan naan naan...
Considering how "everything is bigger in Texas" I'm assuming that there plate is the size of a coffee table.
If it's not shaped like a moustache, I won't eat it. I was into eating moustaches since before it was cool.
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