Salty Tears

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Salty Tears
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This food tastes funny, what kind of salt is this?

Bird Crap Seasoning

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Bird Crap Seasoning
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If I wanted bird crap on my food I would eat down the shore.

Condiment Map

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Condiment Map
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This is of course incredibly accurate. Lots of science and stuff. Welcome to the ketchup belt.

Crystallize Everything!

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Crystallize Everything!
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Because the one thing that I always find is missing from my cooking is ketchup, but, you know, dry.

Dinner... The Final Frontier...

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Dinner... The Final Frontier...
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These are the voyages of the Salt and Pepper Enterprise. Its continuing mission: to explore strange new meals, to seek out new flavors; new techniques... to boldly go where no seasoning has gone before!