The real sausages were a little too heavy for my ceiling. Plus I'm not tempted to eat these.
Ia! Ia! Hot dogs f'thagn!
Not my usual breakfast fare, but I don't have to eat it, just wear it.
Do they come with meatballs?
Kids, they'll try to blow bubbles with anything.
My brunch shirt has lots of give. More room for mimosas!
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