Season With Sound

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I often sing to my dinner to make sure it really resonates with my guests.

Salty Tears

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Salty Tears
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This food tastes funny, what kind of salt is this?

Direct and to the Point

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Direct and to the Point
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What more do you need? Other than blood pressure medication, that is.

Happy Cinco de Drinko!

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Happy Cinco de Drinko!
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Boozy margarita lime jello shots anyone? I brought plenty!

The Salt of the Earth

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The Salt of the Earth
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Also the salt of the space shuttle. Man am I dehydrated!

Sanitary Tequila Shots

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Sanitary Tequila Shots
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Sharing a salt shaker is like sharing needles. Get hammered responsibly.

Words Cannot Describe

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Words Cannot Describe
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It's okay copywriter, I know what it's like when a salty butter candy just takes your breath away.