I often sing to my dinner to make sure it really resonates with my guests.
This food tastes funny, what kind of salt is this?
What more do you need? Other than blood pressure medication, that is.
Boozy margarita lime jello shots anyone? I brought plenty!
Also the salt of the space shuttle. Man am I dehydrated!
Sharing a salt shaker is like sharing needles. Get hammered responsibly.
It's okay copywriter, I know what it's like when a salty butter candy just takes your breath away.
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