Right, I forgot, here in the States, you call it a sausage in the mouth.

I'm never opening another can as long as I live.

Foreign languages: bringing you juvenile LOLs since the beginning of time.

The boys get manly with meat and firearms. Good luck cleaning the mashed potato out of that gun, bro.

That little baby is me, the pasta is my obsession, the Russian text? That's a mystery.