I like my lunch to really take control of the situation.
Take a bite first, I want cake flying everywhere when I clock you.
Don't waste those tears, they'll add a nice shot of umami to those noodles.
I can't say Pop Tarts make you smarter or anything, but this was really a lapse in judgment right here.
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