Sometimes a delicious meal is worth what comes later.

Wendy is serious. Dead serious. Frosty serious.

At 1552 calories, the Bloomin' Onion should be the entire meal shared between two people.

You know you wanna carve a dirty picture into the smoothy, untouched surface of that perfect new frosting. Mmmmm, sweet perversion.

To paraphrase: "That was nasty, two thumbs up!" It's pretty much the equivalent to "This smells so gross, smell it!"

I'm about to start a pilgrimage across the country having birthdays at chain restaurants every day along the way.