Don't Tweet it, Eat it!

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I'm so tired of everyone at Burger King asking about the provenance of the beef.

Oh Onion, Shut Up

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Oh Onion, Shut Up
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Passive Aggressive Onion only looks for complaints, not solutions.

Hometown Pride

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I've never seen anyon so proud of their favorite strip mall.