Remember how Americans are the ones who go overboard with ordering everything on the menu and eating until we explode? Let's take a little peek at what Japan's up to...

Can you rap these leftovers for me? No I don't want a bag, drop a beat!

You know you're sneaking Nutter Butters twice a day already anyway.

If I finish my food and write about how terrible it was, will they give me my money back?

Now stop complaining about the table of six you served last night at PF Chang's.

You better clean that plate, missy, because there are starving children in Somalia and you're going to literally pay to feed them.

Neptune's cold right? Can you bring back some more ice while you're out there?