The $55,000 cupcake. It better be the most delicious red velvet ever. And that ring better fit.

Can I get a butter float and a milkshake back with this?

I've seen a lot of things baked into cake, but chicken? Birthdays just got weird.

Suck all the cherry blood out of it and send back a dessicated cake lump.

The only way to kill an attacking brain is by tossing a saw blade at it, everyone knows that!