Gotta Out-do Pizza Hut

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cupcake,diamond,engagement ring,proposal,red velvet,Valentines day
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The $55,000 cupcake. It better be the most delicious red velvet ever. And that ring better fit.

Drink My Calories

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alcohol,booze,cake,red velvet,rich,vodka
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Can I get a butter float and a milkshake back with this?

Red Velvet Chicken Strips

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cake,chicken,nasty,red velvet,snack
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I've seen a lot of things baked into cake, but chicken? Birthdays just got weird.

Eat Your Heart Out

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Blood,cake,edible,heart,realistic,red velvet
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Suck all the cherry blood out of it and send back a dessicated cake lump.

Red Velvet Brain Cake

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Blood,brain,cake,fondant,red velvet,saw blade
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The only way to kill an attacking brain is by tossing a saw blade at it, everyone knows that!

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