It's My Party and I'll Cry if I Want To

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Is there anything sadder than a grown man recording himself crying alone in his generic apartment? I weep for you, sir.

Bacon Strummer

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Bacon Strummer
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You need to cook that thing, then your tunes will really sizzle.

Salmonella on a Stick

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Salmonella on a Stick
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Orange chicken, even worse! That's what got me sick at the Chinese joint down the street!

Unholy Vegan Cheesecake

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Warning, there are some swears pertaining to nuts, berries, veganism and fake cheese made of nuts.

Nobody Eats Fish Anymore

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Nobody Eats Fish Anymore
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I have to disguise myself just to get by. It's insulting, I tell ya!

Australia in Meat

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Australia in Meat
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When you cook it up it will look more like Brazil. I'll take my meat where I can get it.

It's Gonna Need a Little More Time

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It's Gonna Need a Little More Time
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Lay down buddy, relax. Dinner isn't for a little while yet.