Is there anything sadder than a grown man recording himself crying alone in his generic apartment? I weep for you, sir.
You need to cook that thing, then your tunes will really sizzle.
Orange chicken, even worse! That's what got me sick at the Chinese joint down the street!
Warning, there are some swears pertaining to nuts, berries, veganism and fake cheese made of nuts.
I have to disguise myself just to get by. It's insulting, I tell ya!
When you cook it up it will look more like Brazil. I'll take my meat where I can get it.
Lay down buddy, relax. Dinner isn't for a little while yet.
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