Don't clog up the plumbing with your crappy food.
Oh what I wouldn't give to work in that test kitchen.
Can I get peanut butter, jalapeno and BBQ in mine?
I'm not lazy I'm just SOOOOOO tired from drinking and laying around in the sunshine all day!
Your music reminds me of Gitmo.
What mischief is that curly-faced scamp up to this week?
That's where all my wisdom came from in college, ancient scroll noodles.
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