They said "You can't put noodles on a pizza." I told them "Crazy like a fox!"
Inb4 SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
Silly dog, you can't operate a microwave!
My hangovers are seriously poor people hangovers.
Did I say soul? I meant SOUP. Peer into my soup. Isn't it pretty?
Don't waste those tears, they'll add a nice shot of umami to those noodles.
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