Melon Madness

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Melon Madness
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I'm editing my will right now to stipulate that I will be buried with all my worldly belongings inside a pyramid shaped watermelon.

BTW, happy National Watermelon Day! Yaaaaaay!

The Pinnacle of Sadness

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The Pinnacle of Sadness
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Being at the top isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Let Me Make This Simple For You

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Let Me Make This Simple For You
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Because we can't be trusted to weigh or measure portion sizes, the US government has done away with the clunky and useless old food pyramid and replaced it with this reasonable diagram of healthy portion sizes. Unless that plate is the same size as the ones at the Cheesecake Factory. We're all screwed.