Whatever gender by which you choose to identify is fine by me. I'll eat you all equally.
Well if you're lucky he'll protect you from vampires so you may as well share.
That taste sad together.
Iceberg dead ahead!
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I thought I had tenderized your face into steak tartare last time we met.
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