I Love You No Matter What

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I Love You No Matter What
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Whatever gender by which you choose to identify is fine by me. I'll eat you all equally.

Lincoln the Mooch

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Lincoln the Mooch
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Well if you're lucky he'll protect you from vampires so you may as well share.

Surprised to See You

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Surprised to See You
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I thought I had tenderized your face into steak tartare last time we met.

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