You know when you end up puking sprinkles that it was a successful party.

I think I'm gonna be sick! Mondays are tough y'all.

Cupcakes don't buy me a new leather jacket but thanks.

I know that feel sister. I just hope you got your purse out of the way first.

My lunch is so disgusted with itself that it puked all over itself.

Too much cream is going to be counterproductive in terms of that hangover.

I've had the mustard barfs too, buddy. Don't worry, you'll feel better soon.