Did you lose all of your teeth or something? One cannot live on pudding alone.

Sure she's a little doughy but let's be nice, shall we?

I've been doing it wrong all along, I thought you were supposed to eat them not rub them on your armpits. I smell delicious.

John has an eating disorder and a lack of willpower.

What, you don't trust a trollface? http://memebase.com/category/troll-face-2/

Something is really gumming up the system.