I'm so glad that jelly beans are finally getting hitched. And to get royals to show up at the wedding! What a treat!

Hundreds of years of royal in-breeding is bound to leave a prince lacking.

Wait, is there a new tradition of amputating the royal limbs before the wedding? That's a little too hardcore for me.

To Wills and Kate, may their roast beef hair never go rancid and their green bean sweaters never shrivel.