Gloppy Scrimmage

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football field,helmets,olives,pretzels,super bowl
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Are you sure those little olive helmets will protect them from my giant chip from the sky?

Illiteracy Serves You Well

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out,pretzels,sign,warmer
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This IS inconvenient! Not to mention infuriating! Gimme the one in the back. Pretend it's imaginary.

I Feel You, Steve

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dr-steve-brule,gifs,pretzels,Tim and Eric View Fullscreen
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Dr. Steve Brule is my spirit animal. We share a forbidden love for carbs and wine.

Breakfast Candy!

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breakfast,candy,candy melts,eggs,mm,pretzels
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What is this candy breakfast aiming to approximate? Ah yes, my favorite morning meal, eggs and sticks!

Alphabetzels

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alphabet,letters,pretzels,table
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What's that? To me it just spells "Can I get a soda to wash this down with please?"

I Miss Football Season

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field,football,guacamole,pretzels
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There just aren't as many edible dioramas of baseball games.

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