Are you sure those little olive helmets will protect them from my giant chip from the sky?

This IS inconvenient! Not to mention infuriating! Gimme the one in the back. Pretend it's imaginary.

That's totally twisted, man.

Dr. Steve Brule is my spirit animal. We share a forbidden love for carbs and wine.

What is this candy breakfast aiming to approximate? Ah yes, my favorite morning meal, eggs and sticks!

What's that? To me it just spells "Can I get a soda to wash this down with please?"

There just aren't as many edible dioramas of baseball games.