Self-Stirring Pot

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Because wielding a spoon is for lazy, poor people.

Preach the Truth

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Preach the Truth
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They're just saying what we all know.

Breakfast-Henge

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Breakfast-Henge
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Next time I have a hangover I'll be wishing there was a tribe of ancient people living under my house who could build me a monument to nausea and whiskey shots just like this one.

Crab Pot

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Crab Pot
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Fill it with crabs: CRABCEPTION! We need to go deeper!

Daily Cake: Drugcakes

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Daily Cake: Drugcakes
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Vicodin isn't the tastiest flavor of cake, but it sure does the trick!