So... how is eating my fist equivalent to one cup of rice again?
Screw getting older and slowing metabolism rates. I used to be able to eat a pound of pasta in one sitting and now I have to measure portions. Being old sucks.
Oh man, that giant portion of brains is totally what's making you fat.
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