We do not trifle with those in need of a McNugget fix. We move out of the way and we give her what she wants.
Just spray the icing straight into my mouth, officer! It's essentially a food product anyway.
Did you know AMERICAN POLICE get all the McDonald's they can eat? True story!*
*Not a true story.
Just get me a milkshake and shut up about it already.
Don't give me any of that sass, hoagie!
You best run, that hoagie will put you away for 2-5 years.
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