It's a McMergency!

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It's a McMergency!
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We do not trifle with those in need of a McNugget fix. We move out of the way and we give her what she wants.

Occupy the Holidays

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Occupy the Holidays
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Just spray the icing straight into my mouth, officer! It's essentially a food product anyway.

Join the Force!

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Join the Force!
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Did you know AMERICAN POLICE get all the McDonald's they can eat? True story!*

*Not a true story.

Stop Screaming Already

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Stop Screaming Already
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Just get me a milkshake and shut up about it already.