We do not trifle with those in need of a McNugget fix. We move out of the way and we give her what she wants.

Just spray the icing straight into my mouth, officer! It's essentially a food product anyway.

Did you know AMERICAN POLICE get all the McDonald's they can eat? True story!*

*Not a true story.

Just get me a milkshake and shut up about it already.

Don't give me any of that sass, hoagie!

You best run, that hoagie will put you away for 2-5 years.