KABOOM! You Just Puked!

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KABOOM! You Just Puked!
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Clown, get my breakfast away from your foot! Also stop being so creepy!

It's Safe, I Swear

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It's Safe, I Swear
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No, we're totally not trying to kill you, not even a little.

This is Not a Plate

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This is Not a Plate
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Silly plate, why would I ever use you for food? You think I stole all those dishes from Denny's over the years to EAT off them? They're clearly for decoration purposes only.

Nothing Suspicious Here!

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Nothing Suspicious Here! View Fullscreen
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It's blue raspberry flavored! No one wants an apple that tastes like apple do they?

Moar movin' pitchers!

Smart Design

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Smart Design
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At least their teeth would be squeaky clean, right?

Pulling No Punches

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Pulling No Punches
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Hey man, I was just being honest, you still drank it.

Sweet Death

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Sweet Death
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Hey look, assisted suicide for kids!