poison

cereal clown kaboom poison scary vintage
Via: Kitschy Living
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Clown, get my breakfast away from your foot! Also stop being so creepy!

cheese pizza poison scary sign skull
By Unknown
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No, we're totally not trying to kill you, not even a little.

label plate poison sticker warning
By Unknown
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Silly plate, why would I ever use you for food? You think I stole all those dishes from Denny's over the years to EAT off them? They're clearly for decoration purposes only.

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It's blue raspberry flavored! No one wants an apple that tastes like apple do they?

Moar movin' pitchers!

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By Unknown
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At least their teeth would be squeaky clean, right?

alibi arsenic coffee cup mug murder poison
Via: www.incrediblethings.com
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Hey man, I was just being honest, you still drank it.