Clown, get my breakfast away from your foot! Also stop being so creepy!
No, we're totally not trying to kill you, not even a little.
Silly plate, why would I ever use you for food? You think I stole all those dishes from Denny's over the years to EAT off them? They're clearly for decoration purposes only.
It's blue raspberry flavored! No one wants an apple that tastes like apple do they?
Moar movin' pitchers!
At least their teeth would be squeaky clean, right?
Hey man, I was just being honest, you still drank it.
Hey look, assisted suicide for kids!
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