I had always heard that dogs don't sweat. Are these bottles of magic?

Boys and girls of every age, would you like to see something strange? Wait, don't answer that.

If you have to ask you'll never know.

Oh, poor banana, you really should have wrapped that baby up tight.

It's a good thing you can just hose the thing out if people are eating right before jumping.

Because yelling "Karate CHOP" when you're making dinner never gets old.

Because I don't own any knives and I have way too much open cabinet space and a million kids who all demand to make hot dog men at the same time.