This is a really weird way to tell someone you're pregnant.
The nail polish adds a special chemical flavor that you just don't get with Vlassic.
Stir and strum, stir and strum.
It will all be over soon, just close your eyes and let it go.
Be careful where you start the cut on that grenade, you don't want explosive guacamole.
I support our troops by biting their heads off.
He's such a martyr, sealed in plastic without a single breath and still smiling.
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That Kid Has Their Priorities Straight
Misogyny in Video Games
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Why Do You Run?
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Missing the Point, Just in Time for the Holidays
Explaining the Bible in One Easy Image
It Doesn't Get Any Clearer Than This
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