Listen, if I want a burger, I'll get a burger from a burger place okay? Just stop it!

I want to see Pizza Hut start hiring based on artistic ability so we can get some impressive box art coming through.

Princess Luna should be standard with the veggie combo.

Is there anything more romantic than sitting down to "The Expendables" with your man on Valentine's Day with a box o' carbs and chomping down on an engagement ring that he probably didn't get to pick out for you? Greasy proposals are meant to last.

Was this the only surviving outpost in the great pizza famine of 1997?

Meat lovers rejoice! Your triple double extra cheese sausage, ham, pepperoni pie is totally good for you!