Wait, is is supposed to look like a Lazy Boy or was it decorated by a Lazy Boy?

The first thing that comes to mind when I think "strawberry milk" certainly isn't carbonation. Leave it to the Japanese to gross me out with just a simple flavor choice.

Such a fluffy confection, such a sad existence. Oh the irony.

I don't even want to think about who had to milk all those poor gorillas.

He's clearly been consorting with a non-cola beverage. How DARE he?!

Hey, no one ever said conclusively that Dio wasn't totally into pink.

First rule of soap cake, never talk about soap cake.