Wait, is is supposed to look like a Lazy Boy or was it decorated by a Lazy Boy?
The first thing that comes to mind when I think "strawberry milk" certainly isn't carbonation. Leave it to the Japanese to gross me out with just a simple flavor choice.
Such a fluffy confection, such a sad existence. Oh the irony.
I don't even want to think about who had to milk all those poor gorillas.
He's clearly been consorting with a non-cola beverage. How DARE he?!
Hey, no one ever said conclusively that Dio wasn't totally into pink.
First rule of soap cake, never talk about soap cake.