A Bargain!

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A Bargain!
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Rachel says: "This is the exotic and costly "Pine aplle," not to be confused with its more affordable and better-spelled cousin. (Taken in Astoria, Queens, New York City at a Key Food Supermarket.)"

Derp Ham

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Derp Ham
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It's best that we just put this poor unfortunate soul out of his misery. It's what he'd want for us.

Seems About Right

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Seems About Right
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Refund? What about Crushed Pineapple don't you understand?

Angry Fruit

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Angry Fruit
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They're super mad because the pigs made of cheese stole their seeds.

Sweet Friends

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Sweet Friends
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They left your eyebrows intact and gave you a blanket? Your friends are pretty much the nicest dudes out there.