Rachel says: "This is the exotic and costly "Pine aplle," not to be confused with its more affordable and better-spelled cousin. (Taken in Astoria, Queens, New York City at a Key Food Supermarket.)"
It's best that we just put this poor unfortunate soul out of his misery. It's what he'd want for us.
Refund? What about Crushed Pineapple don't you understand?
They're super mad because the pigs made of cheese stole their seeds.
Slap two of every animal on a bun and call it lunch!
They left your eyebrows intact and gave you a blanket? Your friends are pretty much the nicest dudes out there.
In the Wake of The Fappening, CNN Asks: Who is the Man Known ...
Average Joe vs. Engineer
How to Perfect the Chocolate Chip Cookie...With Science!
Meanwhile in Russia: Road Rage Surprise
Your Body is a Temple
Helmets Won't Protect Against This Fall
This Teacher Gets to Keep Her Job?
Didn't Mean to Make You Tardy
Everything That Went Wrong on the News in August
Some Kids Are Evil Geniuses
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more