Great job, marketing team! Way to focus on the youth market!
I hate marzipan but I'd eat it as fast as possible to spare myself the horror of looking at this giant pig any longer.
You know, because we're having like ALL the cousins over for Thanksgiving!
That reminds me, I'll also take a pound of tongue, thinly sliced.
Inb4 WASTE OF FOOD STOP KILLING ANIMALS POOR PIGGY!
To that I simply say: NOM NOM NOM.
Pig has the right idea. Run. Run for your LIFE!
Too much work, I'll just go down to a farm and nibble on a pig's ears while he's still wearing them.
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